Conservative lemur: Ahhh...smell that?
Liberal lemur: Yeah. Smells like burning rain forest.
Conservative lemur: It smells like...progress...like money!
Liberal lemur: But, where are we gonna live soon?
Conservative lemur: Right here...in this preserve that the liberals set aside for us. It's kind of small, but we'll survive. Besides, we get a better view of the city now.
Liberal lemur: Hmmm...guess you're right.
Conservative lemur: I love the smell of burning rain forest in the morning. It smells like...victory!
Liberal lemur: I hate politics!