Thursday, May 28, 2009

"It's All Good!" Bullshit!

This will be a short one. Sorry, but my new, least favorite coined saying is, "It's all good!"

Well...I'll tell you what. "It ain't all fucking good!" That's MY new, favorite saying.

What it is is this. It's as good as you want to make it. And that's it. Put "It's all good!" on the same list as:

"Have a nice day"

"Love means never having to say you're sorry"

and..."You get better with age"

The fun part is making a list of all the naive, deluded, catch phrases in the world today. Now, that's all good.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Schwinn!

Amidst living in a new [rented] house in a new neighborhood with a new dog and a new (8 months) job, I seem to have resurrected the covet for something from my teen years. Like an old, unrequited teenage love affair, my passion to own this now relic of a machine has not subsided over the years. When I was fourteen or so, my Sears J.C.Higgins model paled in comparison to the lines and chrome forks of my neighbor's Schwinn Continental. Another buddy of mine pedaled around on a Schwinn Varisity, a lessor Schwinn than the Continental, but...it, as well, was a Schwinn.

My new 1979 Schwinn Continental was one of the last few actually born in Chicago. Japan and Taiwan became the parent countries of Schwinn bikes a short time later. Without going into a mini-history lesson to help extol the virtues of Schwinn bicycles, some real, some imagined...let's just say that to many of us, old and young, the name itself is an American icon.

In today's world of trendy carbon frames and carbon components and carbon wheelsets, it's the still the steel (chromolloy to be more precise) that brings home the bacon in bicycle frames. And although my '79 Continental weighs more than twice Lance's or Levi's wheels, it rolls as steady and sturdy as any road bike on the road. Yes, it's called a road bike now. The change in moniker necessitated by the continued addition of more and more gears over the years. One would be hard pressed to find a "new" 10 speed nowadays. The bicycle world now accepts an 11 speed rear cog set as norm...times two in the front...well, you get the pictures. BTY...three speed front cranks, popular for a while, are going the way of the Do Do bird and are said to be owned only by wimps and city slickers who never ride their mountain bikes any longer.

My other Schwinns, in various forms of restoration and part raping, are a Super Le Tour, two Open Roads, a World Sport, and a Le Tour. A couple of these frames will morph into those trendy single speed things that don't require shifting gears. Photos coming soon to a blogsite near you.

To put it simply, being someone who has always thoroughly enjoyed dismantling things and, on occasion, actually putting them back together...farting around with these bikes is a real kick. The 1979 Schwinn Continental that resides in my garage (and the subject of these photos) was acquired recently from my next door neighbor. It had been sitting in an extra room in his house for nearly 30 years. I convinced him to sell it to me and he did, with one condition: I don't sell it, ie, keep it for myself as a collector item. And so, I probably will. The restoration was relatively simple and painless. I took it apart, every nut and bolt. Clean it, repacked all the bearings, both wheel and headset (where the handle bar stem goes), put on new cables and housings and new tires. The old tires exploded when I tried to pump them up! Voila...a near perfect '79, Chicago-made Schwinn Continental...Candy Apple Red. The paint will need a touch up here and there. Other than that, I now own something I only coveted since the age of fourteen.

It's just a piece of steel, chrome, and rubber. But, it is a Schwinn. And, I think I will still refer to it as a 10 speed if that's alright!

By the way, if you know of anyone wanting to sell a vintage Schwinn Paramount (the model just above the Continental), let me know. I've been known to pay way too much for old bicycles!



Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Say Hello to Jack Boo Boo Diddley, Esq.

So, yah...we have a new dog. A puppy, to be exact. And why I feel obligated to explain the reasons for this action is beyond me. So let's just say, "It felt like the right thing to do right now".

His name is Jack Boo Boo Diddley. Although our next door neighbor, Bob, insists on calling him Bo Diddley and thinks the dog and his name is rather cool (Bob is our age. 'Nuff said?). Boo Boo is a soon-to-be registered Mini Dachsund acquired locally from a lady who owns the mother dog. Boo Boo is an only child from his litter. The exact color description for this type of weiner dog is Black and Tan, Silver Dapple. He is four months old and was born on my birthday...a strange and appropriate coincidence.

Our other remaining pets, Sassy (the old lady), a four pound black Pomeranian...and Sparky (the old man), a twenty six pound Dachsund are reluctantly dealing with this new addition in their own ways. Sassy remains sequestered in her closet sleeping quarters for most of the day. Sparky's routine hasn't change much, as he sleeps in various out of the way places all day, lumbering out only for food, water, and bodily functions. Both Sassy and Sparky truly want nothing to do with Boo Boo's young, impetuous, playful, harassing demeanor. When Boo Boo attempts to play with Sassy, she let's out strange blasts of gurgling, blood curdling dog screams, at the same time running in and out and around the furniture with an occasional faux counter attack (no, definitely not playing). The puppy remains undiscouraged. We try to keep them apart as much as possible. With Sparky, it's a simple case of, "Get the hell away from me!"...communicated by deep growls followed by some convincing body language, ie, a nose nudge or outright body slam. Boo Boo is still enthusiastic and continues to subscribe to the illusion that Sparky will someday run around the backyard with him, something that will never happen as Sparky is over 100 in dog years, is blind, old, and extremely grumpy. Loretta and I think that both of the older dogs are pissed off at us for letting this wiggling, energetic, bothersome thing into their once peaceful, mundane existence.


Boo Boo is still learning how to assimilate into his new environment, with only an occasional "mistake". He knows how to use the dog doors. Despite the challenges of raising a new, young dog, he has brought new joy into our lives. His personality is what drew us to him from the first meeting. He is very affectionate, playful, and sensitive...he knows "no" and responds to verbal discipline immediately. He has already learned how to pout when not getting his way or we yell at him. And, yes, Boo Boo is very protective of us and his home, although his bouts of barking are judicious, short-lived, and very selective.

Are we crazy? No, just dog lovers.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Dog Day Afternoon. Lost friends. New roads.

Who new?

Dogs would play such a poignant part of our lives.

Three months have passed: Our dog, Lucy...Jen's dog, Sierra...Ronda's dog, Bailey...Sue's dog, Leo. All gone now. They all meant so much...a part of our lives, members of our families. Our new dog, Boo Boo...a welcome new addition.

Six months have passed: My first grandchild...geographically afar...but closer than most and sweeter than I could ever imagine.

Nine months have passed: Our house...gone. Some friends...lost? A career...put on hold while I work for money. Just find the strength to swipe the time clock five days a week.

Thirty years have passed: Too much to write about in a silly, neglected blog. Nearing sixty. Much to contemplate...much to plan still...too many regrets, no time for that any longer. At least some contact with one of two siblings. Bicycling, writing, photography dreams help.

Forty years have passed: Wish I could do over...impossible. Too much water under the bridge.

Fifty two years have passed: Does that plane crash still affect me? It still does affect everyone who was there according to their blogs. I still cry every day. I guess I'm not alone. Some consolation: commiseration...and, I'm still here for some reason.

Must write more.

Yours truly

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