Questions 67 and 68, Pt II

If the universe is expanding, where is it expanding to and what is there now?

Are Black Angus Beef and premium vodkas the best marketing ploys since bottled water or what?

Is my color blue the same as everybody else's?

Can you really hurt a dog's feelings?

Do cat's really give shit about anything or anybody except themselves?

Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa are still on a daily TV show: What's up with that?

Fungus infected toenails painted red in open-toed shoes: What are these women thinking?

Could chocolate become another banned food someday?

Where have all the typewriters gone?

Are evil psychotics simply psychotics who woke up on the wrong side of life? Are there benevolently good psychotics?

Does that last question make any sense whatsoever?

If there is other life in space, why do we assume they are more advanced than we are?

Does Don Imus look like a muppet or what?

Can animals really "smell" fear?

Should feeding your pet peanut butter and video taping them be outlawed?

Who is going to jail next: Brittney Spears or Lindsay Lohan?

Should we be eating cheeses that smell like dog shit?

What would be an acceptable amount of time to wait until I buy an iPhone? One year? Two years? Never?

Is splitting Northern and Souther California into two separate states really such a dumb idea?

Do you think when Hillary becomes president, she just wants to see if Bill will stand behind her after she diddles some white house page?

Doesn't mother's milk have transfats?

Invading Iraq: What in the hell were we thinking?