Lemurology 6

Child lemur: Dad, what are those creatures down there?

Dad lemur: Well, son, those are humans...tourists I believe.

Child lemur: What are they doing here? They're just walking around and staring up at us.

Dad lemur: Tourists are humans who pay a lot of money to look at native fauna in their natural habitat.

Child lemur: How can you tell the difference between tourists and those scientists who are always poking around?

Dad lemur: Because one of them just pointed at us and said, "Look...a meerkat!"

Child lemur: I thought humans were supposed to be smarter than we are!

Dad lemur: That's the theory anyway, son. Just ignore them, they'll be gone soon.