Questions 67 & 68 plus a few more

10. If it was inexpensive to live in Monterey, wouldn't everyone live there?

9. If it was expensive to live in Modesto, would anyone live here?

8. J.T.: do you get it?

7. Why do vegans insist on eating meat-shaped bean curd products if they don't miss meat?

6. Untapped market: Vegetable-shaped meat products for us carnivorous types?

5. Flourless, sugarless cake: What's the point?

4. If there was no gravity, would Dolly Parton be able to see where she was going?

3. "Mild" hot sauce at Taco Bell: What's the point?

2. Is it going to be painful when one of those comets slams into the Earth?

1. Do you think it's really possible to suck a golf ball through a garden hose? Or suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?