A recent exchange between myself and a clerk at Target...
Me: Excuse me...but can you tell me where the pots to piss in are?
Clerk: (blank stare and long pause) I'm not sure exactly what you're looking for.
Me: Well...I'd like to know if you carry pots to piss in. I don't seem to have one any longer.
Clerk: Try Aisle 37...that's where the bathroom stuff is.
Me: Why thank you, my good man!
Yours truly
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