This med has stickers all over the label just like several others I take...
"Take medication orally 1/2 hour before a meal twice a day." Fortunately for us they always mention that "orally" thing...I'm quite sure it may not be as effective if I stuck it up my ass!
There is another warning on 4 out of the 6 prescriptions I take that says, "This drug may impair your ability to drive or operate machinery. USE CARE until you become familiar with its effects."
Should I assume that these "effects" are cumulative? In other words, by taking 4 medications with this warning should the warning actually say,
"These drugs may impair your ability to do anything except stay home from work and remain in a prone position watching cartoons or QVC on television. It's recommended that you never attempt to watch The Discovery Channel, The National Geographic Channel, or the Sci-Fi Channel as these may cause hallucenogenic episodes. Do not attempt to answer the phone as the caller may not understand what you are saying. Keep a drool towel close at hand. You will be catatonic asshole!"
Like I said, "You're the doc...doc!"
